A boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, "Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality."
His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor for a million dollars."
He came back with a shocked look on his face and said, "Dad, she said, 'Yes!".
"OK son, now go and ask your sister the same question."
A few minutes later he came back, shocked again. "Dad, she said, 'Yes, also!"
His dad told him, "There you go."
His son looked at him, puzzled. "Dad I still don't understand."
" Look son, POTENTIALLY we are multi-millionaires, but in REALITY we are dead broke and living with a couple of whores."
2006-09-21 18:53:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my god that's funny.. laughing as I type this thanks lots for the lesson in vocabulary
2006-09-21 18:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by goldengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Mother was MILF and said she'd do it for free. The next door neighbor was Brad Pitt.
2006-09-21 20:07:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well....If things aren't bad enough you gotta takes us down to that level and beat the hell out of us. so common is the ground that your digging out from under yourself that you may miss the fact that there is no satisfaction, and invented that story to justify what we call too much information. like Ron White know nobody wants to fix stupid it just gets better and better,besides-you got them women on your mind and went out of your way to destroy your self in support payments alone ought to keep you awake at night for thinking that up.
2006-09-21 19:10:47 · answer #3 · answered by bev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha..solid rationalization on Potenial and Relaity. at the same time as studying the comic tale in beginnning, i presumed it must be have a horny ending. yet, the reason of the daddy has given the comic tale to have a in no way ending sex.
2016-11-23 14:31:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was a good one.
2006-09-24 15:34:27 · answer #5 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one!
2006-09-22 02:19:57 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^ nice explanation there
2006-09-24 14:22:53 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-09-24 07:04:36 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe....
2006-09-21 21:43:42 · answer #9 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋