Who Will Take The Bet?

Question

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.

He puts the alligator up on the bar.

He turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal." "I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside." "Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute." "Then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed." "In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.

The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head.

The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer.

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A Blonde woman timidly spoke up..........."I'll try It!" "Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"

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Answer 1

LOL. Brave!! LOL.

Answer 2

cooool ....

pick this one .... :

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While waiting for his beer he notices a very large brandy glass filled to the brim with 10 dollar bills. There was a sign behind the glass: "If you can make the horse in the back room laugh you will win all of this money". The man thinks to himself that this will be no problem, and he puts his $10 into the brandy glass.He goes into the back room and comes out a few minutes later. The horse is in the back room laughing his *** off, and the man collects his money and leaves. The next night the same man walks into the same bar. There is another oversized brandy glass filled with money, but the sign now reads: "If you can make the horse in the back room cry you will win all of this money". The very confident man puts his $10 in and goes into the back room, only to emerge a few minutes later with the horse crying like it's being tortured. As the man is collecting his cash the bartender asks him how in the world he managed to pull that one off. The man then explains that it was very easy. The first night he told the horse that his penis was bigger than it's own, and the horse thought that was hillarious. The second night he showed the horse.





















girl kicker

Answer 3

That was a good one. Hope the blonde doesn't bite.

Answer 4

Great joke.

Answer 5

^_^ heard it before, still funny to me

thanks a lot

Answer 6

cute

Answer 7

lol, nice!