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they ruin people's lives and are ugly and taste bad and they eat babies!

I hereby proclaim that we should burn all bananas!

Everyone should listen to me even though I haven't actually shown any proof for what I'm saying!

Prove me wrong if you are smart?

2006-09-21 18:31:59 · 25 answers · asked by Dysthymia 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

25 answers

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I think he's vying for why not ask dons crown.

2006-09-21 18:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Wait a minute! What did those banana's do to you?
How did they ever ruin someones life? I've never heard of an intelligent banana! I've seen lots of babies eating banana's but non of the opposite.
I'm sorry but I think the banana has been wrongly accused! They're innocent I tell you!

2006-09-22 01:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by Carolyn T 5 · 0 0

Normally I would report you for being a hater, but somehow i feel like it's different this time. I mean you could blame bananas for all your problems, but shouldn't you really look within and see that you are as much a banana as anyone else?
I will pray for you and hope that you come to terms with your inner banana.
And don't talk about my Mamma...

2006-09-22 01:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by anyone 5 · 0 0

one point i agree with you is; bananas surely have no brain, they therefore are naturally stupid - just imagine what one of those can do with brain in it.
Ruining people's lives, well the banana growers & traders might think otherwise.
Ugly and bad taste are of course may vary to individual opinion. For me, bananas have rather shapely form and colour. But no, they don't eat babies - never seen or heard such incident, for sure.

2006-09-22 01:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna 5 · 0 1

I made a painting of three bananas, showed it in NYC, and sold it to a couple in Germany. I also just ate a banana. I've been painting bananas for over two years.

2006-09-22 01:36:50 · answer #5 · answered by Easy B 3 · 3 0

Bananas are good for you. they have vitamin k and potassium. But the bigger problem is that if we burn all bananas, all the monkeys will go bananas and start eating our coffee instead. And then starbucks will go out of business.....that's when you know the world is going down.

2006-09-22 01:35:54 · answer #6 · answered by Latter Day Musician 2 · 3 0

I have an ancient book that confirms what you are saying, and it talks about a guy who started the whole banana hating movement. Plus, some other guy wrote about the first guy.

Some day, he'll return and destroy all bananas, making a new banana free world!

2006-09-22 01:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by lenny 7 · 1 2

We might need to keep few Bananas, never know when we are going to need some..

2006-09-22 01:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

There is plenty of proof to support the fact that a banana can't eat a baby.

I can see where you are trying to head with this......please don't

2006-09-22 01:34:37 · answer #9 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 3 1

i agree with you my little cousin jr. was eaten by a banana when he was only 4 years old. Hey, aint it fun to type the word banana
excuse me while do it.bananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabanabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananana------- thank you very much. i'm just a hunt 'n' pecker. are you a hunt 'n' pecker?

2006-09-22 01:40:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You believe aliens are coming to get you or monsters are really in your closet, too?You really need not to get high and get on Yahoo! Answers. Honestly, I don't do drugs and one would have to be to even understand your motive for asking. Go to the fridge and get rid of the munchies and the go sleep it off.
Nighty! Night!

2006-09-22 01:39:18 · answer #11 · answered by hellokittyt012263 3 · 1 0

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