Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated."
Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation."
Fred: "Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I'm a little embarrassed about talking about it, but I have $5,000 cash right here. Will you do it?"
Doc says, "Well, OK, I guess I could make this one exception. I don't understand it, but OK." He puts Fred to sleep, does the trick, and is waiting at the bedside when Fred wakes up.
"Well, Doc, how'd it go?" Fred asks.
"It went fine, just fine. It's really not too difficult of an operation. As a matter of fact, $5,000 is a lot to pay for such a simple task, and I felt a little guilty about taking that much. So, while I was operating, I also noticed that you had never been circumcised, so I have gone ahead and did that, too. I think, it's really better for a man to be circumcised, and I hope you don't mind my..."
2006-09-21 18:06:02 · 9 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"CIRCUMCISED!" yells Fred. "THAT'S the word!!!"
2006-09-21 18:06:33 · update #1
Heh. Sure... I tore out a page from the dictionary and eat it down with my vitamins everyday :)
2006-09-21 18:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Harharhar!
You're soooooooooooo bad
2006-09-21 18:08:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a .... doctors don't do that in real life without discussion...bwahahahaha !!!!
2006-09-21 18:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by jet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe....
2006-09-21 21:48:13 · answer #4 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!
2006-09-26 18:53:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if he couldn't say it he could draw it. (as greeks say for fun!!)
2006-09-23 20:06:53 · answer #6 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Know of what you speak! LOL.
2006-09-24 07:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not to good!
2006-09-21 18:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny thanks for sharing it
2006-09-22 17:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋