Jack was on holiday in Yorkshire and went to a pub. In the pub he got chatting to a very well dressed distinguished looking man. After formalities were exchanged the man told Jack he was an archeaologist, and knew where to look for historical treasures. 'In fact' the man said 'I've made a fortune from sites here in Yorkshire I'm thinking of retiring and I'm only 40'. 'Listen' he said.' Tell you what I'm prepared to do'. 'Last week on my latest site I found a Roman comb, a Roman coin dated 140 b.c., a Roman soldier's iron shinguard, a Roman soldier's helmet made from copper, and a Roman leather sandal complete with a gold buckle'. 'Give me £5,000 and I'll sign the site over to you'. Jack thought for a minute and declined the offer because he knew he would be 'conned'. How did Jack know??
2006-09-21
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