SICK LEAVE
> > I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew
> > the Boss would not allow
> > me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I
> acted "CRAZY" then
> > he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung
> upside down on the
> > ceiling and made funny noises.
> > My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was
> doing?
> > I told her that I was pretending to
> > be a light bulb so that the Boss would
> > think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
> > A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
> and asked "What
> > are you doing ?"
> > ! ;I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are
> clearly
> > stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple
> of days".
> > I jumped down and walked out of the office.
> > When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the
> Boss asked her "...And
> > where do you think you're going?"
> >
> > She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the
> dark!"
>
2006-09-21 17:04:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This shows the blonde was quick to grab the opportunity that u created to get leave
2006-09-21 17:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha That's funny!!
2006-09-22 00:28:38 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Caly, that was another good one. LOL Have you ever done stand up? Your on a roll
2006-09-22 00:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a nice vacation
2006-09-22 00:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by Billy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thks for the laugh.
2006-09-22 00:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a 'thumbs up' for that one.
2006-09-22 03:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-22 00:43:00 · answer #7 · answered by Passionate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks u really made my day!
The boss has to wear night vision google then!
2006-09-22 00:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by mbah marijan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-22 00:06:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke.
2006-09-22 00:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by Peter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋