A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,
"Which human body part increases to ten times its size
when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,
"You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!
I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the
principal, who will then fire you!"
With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
"Which body part increases to 10 times its size when
stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around
her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
"The body part that increases 10 times its size when
stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and
continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework.
And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
2006-09-21 16:57:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess the answer is the pupil of the eye.. I read the homework.
2006-09-21 17:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by memorris900 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think little mary must have know which are the other parts that increases 10 fold when stimulated.. boy, she's in deep trouble with her parents.. lol...
2006-09-22 00:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by confused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before I did my homework I would have said my butt increases ten times it's size but now that I have read my homework it is the pupil!!!!
2006-09-22 00:05:31 · answer #3 · answered by wolfpack0810 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I posted this joke yesterday......
Did you not get the memo?
Look for....
"Which body part increases to 10 times their size when stimulated?????"
2006-09-22 08:16:06 · answer #4 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee - well I wouldn't have come up with pupil either!
2006-09-22 00:00:39 · answer #5 · answered by JaneB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet Mary's not so smug any more.
Funny joke.
2006-09-22 00:13:01 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard before, but very good.
2006-09-22 00:17:42 · answer #7 · answered by Billy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah i was going to say pupil.
2006-09-22 00:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by VisibleSaint 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol took me a second but i get it
ur a smart *** lmao
2006-09-22 00:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not 10 fold, actually it is 9.587 fold :) that why she will get dissapointed
2006-09-22 00:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by mbah marijan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋