Someone called me a Bible thumper... I didnt know what that was so i went and thumped my Bible.. I whacked it really hard with my hand and freaking OWWWWWW ! My pen was in there and it hurt like crazy !!!!
What am I doing wrong ? Im soaking my hand now and Im watching some TV.... Can you please help with ur great advice....???
2006-09-21 16:41:46 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jim Darwin...go away..ur banned from my questions dear..byebye
2006-09-22 06:48:15 · update #1
LOL. Thanks for the funny imagery. :)
2006-09-21 16:43:54 · answer #1 · answered by ©2007 answers by missy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm...sounds like a real problem. Maybe try thumping injustice instead of a Bible? It might actually do some good?
2006-09-21 23:48:09 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're probably just not watching the God channel. Make sure you have your station tuned correctly. You may be asked to send money, but it will be worth it in order to thump your Bible properly and avoid injury in the future.
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2006-09-21 23:48:03 · answer #3 · answered by sendmedaisies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, your problem was the pen. And the fact that maybe you shouldn't have thumped it SO hard... you have to be careful. Maybe next time you should thump the PERSON insead of the Bible... that might work...
2006-09-21 23:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by If you build it, they will come. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You thumped it too hard for your first time. Start slow, building to a bible-ruining karate chop after a few weeks.
2006-09-21 23:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by Phil S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should've been thumping a match against some flint to motherfucken light that biitch on fire. That's what you're doing wrong.
2006-09-21 23:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to put your hand on the TV and feel the healing power of the TV evangelists come through the screen and into your hand's nerves..or it might be that your screen needs de gaussing
and that the healing power is just static eletricity....
take off your shoes....rub your feet [with socks] on the carpet very vigorishly...then feel the power come through to you
2006-09-21 23:48:39 · answer #7 · answered by Gemelli2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think of it like a drum, you don't just WHACK it with all that you have.
you have to build up a steady beat and get a good rhythm going.
2006-09-21 23:49:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'd say that I'd pray for you, except I don't think my prayer will do you anygood....You'll just have to pray for yourself.
2006-09-22 19:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, buy a softcover edition...
2006-09-21 23:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there must be something or someone reminding you to respect the holy bible
2006-09-21 23:46:01 · answer #11 · answered by Mrs. JSV 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋