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I mean, he was a man. You either masturbate or you have night time eyaculations. ¿Did he have either?

2006-09-21 16:28:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

Blasphemy!

Jesus was a gnostic (an original christian), and they practiced sexual magic, and they did not ejaculate, ever, not even during regular intercourse. That's why he and MM had sex every day but no kids (though accidents do happen so you never know).

2006-09-21 16:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What kind of a Question is that? You're talking about our LORD and SAVIOR.The Great Man who died for us and to save us from our sins,yes,even you! This is NOT the question one asks about CHRIST! Yes,HE was a Man,but HE was also GOD in the flesh and therefore,perfect.Whether HE did what you asked about is both Irrelevant to our Salvation and just plain Blashemous and Disrespectful to our Living LORD! Did JESUS ejaculate?Here's a better question:Were you always this screwed up or did you become so over the years?

2006-09-21 23:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by englander14 2 · 2 1

He was more concerned with The Spirit, than the Flesh

2006-09-21 23:39:16 · answer #3 · answered by owner4nothing 3 · 1 0

with magdalene yes. that was the secret of his unmentioned life before he's 30

2006-09-21 23:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by lnfrared Loaf 6 · 0 0

What is going on in your mind? Please concentrate in his teachings. Who cares?
I don't wander if people I meet or whatever masturbate?
Does the pope masturbate? Is that important?

2006-09-21 23:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by don't know much at all 2 · 0 0

que te valga no?... cual es tu problema con el!!..ya dices que Dios no existe.. entonces cual es tu problema con Jesus.. si no crees en Dios..porque te refieres a el..o lo haces solo por molestar??..si esa es tu meta molestar.. pues si si lo haces..y en vdd eso no habla bien de ti..cuando alguien gusta de molestar..generalmente no es una buena persona..porque mejor no te limitas a no creer y ya.

2006-09-21 23:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There are some things you shouldn't ask!

2006-09-21 23:31:40 · answer #7 · answered by Queen Kitty 3 · 1 0

Yep. It's in the bible.

2006-09-21 23:31:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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