I'm bored and could use a laugh. Take your best shot.
Most over the top bout of thinly veiled hatred gets 10 points (be original though, no points for saying you love me, and you're praying for my soul).
Go on, get it out of your system, you know you want to.
2006-09-21 16:26:21 · 16 answers · asked by Devil'sadvocate 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Being a Christian stops me from veiling any type of hatred. I can be disinterested in you, I can think that you come from a negative household, I can think that you've been abused, I can think that you use to pray a lot as a child but since you didn't get exactly what you asked for that you decided to turn away from God, I can think that you were raised in a loving home and God was never a big topic of discussion, I can think that you are mentally ill, I can think that you get dumped from girls alot and are mad at God for creating those witches, I can think that you didn't do well in school, I can think that you are one of those free-thinkers and can't fathom believing in something that you can't physically see, touch or smell, I can think a lot of things about you. By thinking of these things I am not placing a judgment on you. If I were to judge you for your disbelief that I would have to understand why you are that way you are, personally determine that you are wrong, and devise of a way to punish you for your lack of faith. As a Christian I can't judge. As a human I don't want to judge. That's too much work on my part. But by thinking these notions I can safely say that there is a reason for your disbelief and (I know you don't want to hear this) pray to the Creator that someday, in some way, He will reveal Himself to you. Or I can say that I wish or hope that you will come to understand the 'big picture'. If you never do then I just pray/hope/wish that you have a great life, learn a lot, experience great things and are happy with yourself. As I first said, as a Christian I can't hate. I can dislike. I can be irritated or annoyed. I can have pity. As a human I choose not to hate. That emotion is too strong and too time consuming and wears me out. I don't like to hate. It's too strong of a negative emotion. I try not to drown myself in that. Disliking is middle ground. I think about it for a few minutes, a few hours, maybe once in while for a few days but that's all the time and energy I want to use on that as well. I choose to smile and hope for the best and still keep an eye over my shoulder expecting the worse. If the worse happens I'm not at all surprised. If the best happens I am extremely happy.
Not sure if this is what you are looking for. It seems to me that you're not at all interested in bible verses and religious mottos. Even though I can spew some at you. But what good will that do either one of us? You're bored, I'm bored. I hope you are laughing at me, I snickered when I read your statement. I'm no "Jesus freak" or think I am above others. I am a 'normal' woman who just wants some peace and happiness once in awhile and I pray/hope/wish that for everyone else.
2006-09-21 16:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll save my fingers from the plethora of pius platitudes that would/could come dancing off my keyboard...[just kidding]
but
It's been done...
for a really good laugh
just open a bible anywhere and start reading...
righteous religious rhetoric would be repetitiously, reiteratively, redundant
2006-09-21 23:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by Gemelli2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who was the owner of the first fruit stand in history?
Adam, because Eve has a peach of a pair and made Adam's banana stand.
If as in the bible, Adam and Eve only had sons, then how did these sons have children, was it a case of inbreeding?
Moses was said to have written over a hundred commandments, but only ten survived, a case of editorial editing?
I don't love you, I don't even know you!
2006-09-21 23:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by Dale 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Most over the top bout of thinly veiled hatred gets 10 points (be original though, no points for saying you love me, and you're praying for my soul)."
alrighty then, *spitting on screen*
I don't like you! and I won't pray for you! *sticking out tongue*
and..and..and... your avatar makes you look fat! *na na na naaaaa*
there! feel better? I know I do! can we do this again sometime??LOL!
2006-09-21 23:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Poetic1♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my dear confused fellow, thinly veiled hate is not consitant with Christian rhetoric, here is some blatant Christian rhetoric, note the absence of hate;
Praise the name of Jesus Christ, redeemer savior Lord and King, His Kingdom is eternal and His promises are for you.
2006-09-21 23:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-21 23:48:33 · answer #6 · answered by southeastside 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL... you asked for it, but you won't get it from me.
Not my thing. I've had enough bibles tossed at me in my lifetime. How about some Science of Mind or general paganism?
I've had my fill of Christians, especially the 'born agains'... jeez. W is one of them - and the dumbest on the list.
2006-09-21 23:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by l_marie_allen 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Can you define the word
rigtheous
it's not in my Funkin Wagnals!
2006-09-21 23:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and most of the citizens of Alabama.
2006-09-21 23:28:17 · answer #9 · answered by Mere Mortal 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
I don't know you.There for, I really can't say anything good/bad about you. I do know that God still loves you. Why I don't know.
2006-09-21 23:32:09 · answer #10 · answered by whataboutme 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋