Isn't it a disgrace. Wouldn't we all feel better if they just stayed home?
2006-09-21 15:47:09 · 17 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's not just the ladies. I saw a man we call "Gay Don" in our church. Not only did he have flabby buttocks, but he was wearing a pink shirt...on the Sabbath!
2006-09-22 08:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate to break it to you, but there are MORE ladies with flabby buttocks in a regular Wal-Mart than there are in church. And there are still more on their cellphones in compact cars; and yet even more sitting on park benches or mall benches. And, behold, there are ladies with flabby buttocks riding little carts! And these carts are heavy enough to not only push you out of the way but to injure you in the process...it is enough to make you cloister yourself in your own home just to avoid all the ladies with flabby buttocks who are all out to get you!
Or...you could just accept the flab and learn to dodge the carts!
2006-09-21 23:55:04 · answer #2 · answered by Black Dog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you are church for all the wrong reasons. I can't even remember what most of the people have on after I get home. That is that least of my concern. I go to church to worship our heavenly Father. Not trying to be judgmental, but maybe you should focus more on God and less on the others.
2006-09-21 23:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by mrslang1976 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well for one you shouldn't be in church worrying about ladies buttocks.You should be in church listening to the pastor,ministor or priest give the word of god. If you mind was on Jesus you wouldn't have tome to worry about that.
2006-09-21 22:51:25 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Ice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be really dumb! I hope you don't go to church because you are going for the wrong reason. People go for God not to judge others.
2006-09-21 23:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by dots_1985 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, we'd feel better if you stayed home. We'd feel even better yet if you stay off of the computer.
2006-09-21 22:49:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Take up a collection. If you raise enough money, I'll join just to get my butt shrunk. lol
2006-09-21 22:49:31 · answer #7 · answered by Jensenfan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, please go home donna.
Oh, sorry you're already at home.
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Your butt's gotten so flabby from sitting in front of your PC that you got stuck in the chair.
2006-09-21 22:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell 'em to stop wearing thongs.
2006-09-21 22:49:26 · answer #9 · answered by Skeff 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Judge not let ye be Judged.
2006-09-21 22:49:34 · answer #10 · answered by Andrew S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋