A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday.
He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
2006-09-21 15:21:51 · 27 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty clean....but funny just the same
2006-09-21 15:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by askaway 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ..Couldnt she ask for A diamond necklace..then the divorce haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa..
LOL Great Joke
2006-09-21 22:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean joke scale, from 1-10....
That's a 9'ner right there!
2006-09-21 22:28:14 · answer #3 · answered by Mario E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worth a chuckle.
2006-09-21 22:25:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The punch line was a little light.
2006-09-21 22:25:09 · answer #5 · answered by Sean J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought by "clean joke" you meant a nice, positive joke. Unfortunately, this was neither.
2006-09-21 22:25:35 · answer #6 · answered by happy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it very much
2006-09-21 22:24:31 · answer #7 · answered by desert_kats 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-21 22:23:13 · answer #8 · answered by nicolemarie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it only because I'm a teenager.
2006-09-21 22:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by Hairdood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
That is a good one
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2006-09-21 22:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋