2006-09-21 14:55:21 · 11 answers · asked by Randy 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Damn, pa, that hurt like a ************..."
2006-09-21 15:00:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
The Bible doesn't say, of course, but you probably knew that. I'm guessing there was the spiritual equivalent of a great big bear hug. Can you imagine how much they'd have missed one another? That must have been really hard. I'll bet the angels threw one whale of a party when Jesus got back!!
2006-09-21 22:00:49 · answer #2 · answered by thejanith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. The important part is not what He said but more that He ascened in the first place.
Some religions deny this fact.
2006-09-22 07:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by helpme1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where's the cheese and crackers? I'll provide the wine!
2006-09-21 22:00:50 · answer #4 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you have my 72 virgins ready
2006-09-21 21:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
"you will pay for that dearly! my spleen still hurts! and look at all these scars!!!"
2006-09-21 21:58:56 · answer #6 · answered by lnfrared Loaf 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Did you build the badminton court while I was gone?"
2006-09-21 21:57:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
YOU'LL KNOW EVERYTHING WHEN YOU'LL DIE .
RIGHT NOW YOU JUST WAIT AND BE PATIENT.
2006-09-21 21:57:58 · answer #8 · answered by I-C-U 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
"is my mother really a virgin??"
2006-09-21 21:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by GuardianCy 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
"Mmmm... good to see you lover..."
2006-09-21 21:58:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋