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2006-09-21 14:25:15 · 21 answers · asked by leo.0816 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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You go blind, and get hairy palms!

2006-09-21 14:27:35 · answer #1 · answered by Johnny 2 · 1 0

Ive heard they dont come down hard on the monkey spankers yet ive have been given a pal in reformatory with a pair squirrel stranglers, dragon drainers, weisel wranglers, snake slappers, jellyfish jigglin, or maybe a russian fowl wrestler ( yet they think of he's gay ) you didnt hear that from me tho!

2016-12-15 12:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

usually i get the same results as when I choke my chicken and shake my snake- they spit up at me, I don't choke my monkey though but I may spank him when he's bad.

2006-09-21 14:31:48 · answer #3 · answered by schlepp 2 · 1 0

Its gets happy happy joy joy just like the chicken.

2006-09-21 14:27:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you commit a crime against the animal kingdom
or you deprive a monkey of his nuts !!!!!!!!

2006-09-23 08:41:58 · answer #5 · answered by browneyed 4 · 1 0

i have no monkey!
But u,maybe he choke u back!
hehe....just kiddding! :)

2006-09-21 15:16:16 · answer #6 · answered by ryn 2 · 0 0

It chokes u back...

2006-09-21 20:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by chilli 4 · 0 0

Nothing......i don't have a monkey.

2006-09-21 14:28:23 · answer #8 · answered by nightcrawler 4 · 2 0

you become the pain in the neck

2006-09-21 14:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It turns purple and throws-up.

2006-09-21 14:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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