Farmer Joe wasn't havin' much luck gettin' his hens to lay eggs until he found this prize winning rooster at the fair. The man promised "This here rooster named Brewster is guaranteed to make your hens lay moe eggs than ever before." The price was a little high but Farmer Joe Paid it and brought 'ol Brewster home. Soon as he let him go Brewster chased all the hens into the hens house, feathers were flying, hens were cacklin' and a few hours later they were laying more eggs than ever. Joe decided to give the hens a rest an put Brewster into the barn. Next thing Brewster was humping the cow. "Damn horney Rooster", "Guess I gotta put you in the house!" Little while later the Joe walked in and Brewster was ontop his wife. Joe grabbed Brewster by the neck and threw him into the yard. While later Joe saw buzzards circlin 'bout. Brewster was lying there with his wing outstretched tongue hangin out points to the air and says "shhhh, I'm waiting for them to land."
2006-09-21 14:13:14 · 3 answers · asked by schlepp 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny,LOL Thanks for the laugh
2006-09-21 14:17:58 · answer #1 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That's One B-A-D Rooster! LOL.
2006-09-24 14:19:14 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...interesting...pretty dumb...downright horrid!
2006-09-21 21:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋