im bored rite now so does any1 have a really funny joke 2 make me laugh ???
2006-09-21 14:03:26 · 9 answers · asked by ~♥~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here."
2006-09-21 14:16:06 · answer #1 · answered by FOUR????????? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While driving along the backroads of a small town,two truckers came to a low bridge with a clearance sign reading"CLEARANCE 11FT 3IN"
They got out and measured their lorry and it was 12ft 4in "What do you think?" one asked the other.The other one looked round,jumped into the cab and started the enginesaying"Not a cop in sight lets go for it".
Hope it cheered you up.
2006-09-21 15:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life.
2006-09-21 15:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your bored and that i'm suspended it incredibly is the reason A male whale and a woman whale have been swimming off the coast of Japan while they observed a whaling deliver. The male whale recognized it by way of fact the comparable deliver that had harpooned his father some years before. He mentioned to the female whale, "we could the two swim below the deliver and blow out of our air holes on the comparable time and it is going to reason the deliver to coach over and sink. They tried it and particular adequate, the deliver grew to become over and quickly sank. quickly whether, the whales found out the sailors had jumped overboard and have been swimming to the protection of shore. The male grew to become into enraged that they have been going to flee and advised the female "we could swim after them and gobble them up formerly they attain the shore." At this factor, he found out the female grew to become into transforming into reluctant to maintain on with him. "look", she mentioned, "I went alongside with the blo**w jo**b, yet I actual refuse to swallow the seamen
2016-10-01 05:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-24 19:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when your life is full of the darkness.Please close your eyes and pray to God.Then,if u see the darkness stay around u.Hence,pay your electric bill.......
Wishing u a gud Day! :)
2006-09-21 15:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by ryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jenny (age 5) ask her grandmother, "how old are you granny?"
Granny said "too old to remember, I don't know."
Jenny said "maybe you should look behind your panties, my state age 5 to 6."
2006-09-21 16:31:03 · answer #7 · answered by evelyn_01 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't a joke for you today
2006-09-21 14:40:46 · answer #8 · answered by kurakure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar.
OOWWW!!!
2006-09-21 14:22:42 · answer #9 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋