A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Robert Redford on her right upper thigh and a picture of Paul Newman on her left upper thigh.
The artist does so, and when he finishes hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work.
She looks at the left thigh and says, "Wow! That’s definitely Paul Newman. Just look at those blue eyes." Then she looks at the right thigh and complains, "That doesn’t look like Robert Redford."
The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge.
They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says, "Well, ma’am, the one on your left thigh is definitely Paul Newman. He even has the blue eyes. The one on your right I’m not sure about—but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson."
2006-09-21 13:44:15 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one! here is another for you.
A woman wants to get her husband, who is a HUGE B.B. King fan, a special gift for his birthday. He already has just about everything about B.B. King she can think of, so she decides to get "BB" tattooed on her a ss; a "B" on each cheek.She goes home and waits for him to arrive. When he pulls in the driveway she drops her drawers and bends over with her a ss facing the front door. He walks in and she says "Happy Birthday!" He says "Thanks... who the hell is Bob?"
2006-09-21 13:56:01 · answer #1 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA I'm loving it that was great,thanks for the laugh I really needed that. LOLLOLLOL
2006-09-21 13:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah ewww haha
2006-09-21 13:47:20 · answer #3 · answered by dookiedookiepooo11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-21 14:35:16 · answer #4 · answered by Joy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man that is hilaroius
2006-09-21 13:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by hy_tone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!that wuz so funnyy!
2006-09-21 14:06:41 · answer #6 · answered by ~Noodle~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she have a joint up there?
2006-09-21 13:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2006-09-22 02:00:15 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-21 13:46:12 · answer #9 · answered by Soon To Be A Writer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋