A man walks into a bar and notices a miniature man sitting on a table playing a miniature piano.
He’s fascinated and asks the bartender, “How did you find such a tiny man to play the piano?”
The bartender replies, “I found a lamp with a genie in it who granted me one wish.” “
And you asked for a 10-inch pianist?” “
Well, not exactly.”
2006-09-21 13:35:39 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The most hansomist man walks into a bar, orders a drink pulls a hundred from his shirt hands it to the bar tender and tells the bartender to keep the change. Surprisingly the bartender says thanx. Little while later the man orders another and same thing- pulls out a hundred says keep the change. A beautiful blonde notices and asks if he wouldn't mind buying her a drink? Reluctantly the man agrees and pulls another for the bartender says keep the change. The bartender pours the drink, sets it in front of the lady and out of nowhere a 1 foot tall man jumps up on the bar and kicks the ladies drink off the bar and into her lap. the man apollogizes and offers her some cash for the damages. At the same time the bartender pours her another drink and sets it down and the one foot man kicks that one into her lap. The bartender asks the man for an explanation. The man pipes in about the 3 wishes he got from a genie- the bartender says let me guess first one was you wish you could pull a hundred out every time you reached into your shirt pocket, the lady said second you wish to be the most hansomist man but what was your third wish? Man said "I wished for a 12 inch prick and apparently the genie has a sense of humor!"
2006-09-21 13:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by schlepp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-09-22 08:54:53 · answer #2 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute joke. I like it a lot.
2006-09-21 20:37:42 · answer #3 · answered by danaluana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahaga
2006-09-21 21:33:17 · answer #4 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke was ok
2006-09-21 20:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by danindude 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Damn Genie....
2006-09-21 20:38:44 · answer #6 · answered by My♥Cherry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremely old!!!!!!
2006-09-21 20:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks for the laugh I had to reread it to get it but is really funny.LOLLOL
2006-09-21 21:33:36 · answer #8 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?
2006-09-21 20:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by ♥l.0.v.E♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋