These aren't mine, I got them from a friend and though they were pretty funny. Has anyone expirienced moments like these???
*Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
*Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper." What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
2006-09-21 13:12:41 · 8 answers · asked by Randomgal 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
*A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine. The mother says, "I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency!
2006-09-21 13:14:06 · update #1
*I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote
door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
2006-09-21 13:16:11 · update #2
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
2006-09-21 13:17:08 · update #3
Yes I've heard of many stories like that but I can't remember them to tell. I have my own though which isn't that bad but it's the only one I can remember.
One day I was playing with my (I don't remember the object so we'll just call it lip gloss) lip gloss and all of a sudden I couldn't find it anymore. I searched and searched the house for about 2 hours, asking everyone if they'd seen my lip gloss. Finally I gave up for a while and when I was just going about my business I noticed the lip gloss in my hand. It had been in my hands the whole time I had been searching for it. Oh and also I asked for a BK Whopper at McDonald's.
2006-09-21 13:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by rebble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen answers on employment applications that have made me laugh. Place of birth.. hospital
salary range.. as much as i can get
So your jokes have a great deal of reality in them and very funny.
2006-09-21 13:30:39 · answer #2 · answered by laughsall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a matter of fact my wood teacher used to tell one every year like that. But its too long to tell
2006-09-21 15:25:35 · answer #3 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In reference to Story 1:
I dare you to order a medium at a starbucks (refuse to leave until they call it a medium)
2006-09-21 13:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope!
2006-09-21 13:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh my!! Those are even worse. They just keep getting worse.
2006-09-21 13:15:28 · answer #6 · answered by j_son_06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are funny! Thank you for giggles!
2006-09-21 13:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I haven't actually, but it sounds really funny!
2006-09-21 13:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by Penny 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋