In school one day the teacher decided in science class she would teach about materials. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?"
Little Richie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie Marie.
Little Susie said "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette."
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!!"
2006-09-21 13:09:41 · 9 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha, that's funny.
I love Little Johnny and his humor.
2006-09-21 13:11:59 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-09-26 00:10:25 · answer #2 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the other punchline to that joke is pubic hair as his sister has a small patch of it and you should see the cars that she gets out of
2006-09-21 20:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-09-22 08:50:14 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you saying you dont know what silicone is??? what exactly are you asking?
2006-09-21 20:11:52 · answer #5 · answered by Chrissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good. LOL
2006-09-21 20:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe, nice one.
2006-09-21 20:12:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT EVEN CLOSE TOO FUNNY
2006-09-21 20:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Um-Hum. LOL.
2006-09-24 14:31:45 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋