2006-09-21 12:32:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
-yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball everyone thought she was pregnant
-yo mama so fat when she went on the weight thing it said to be continued
-yo familys so poor when i steped on the skateboard and it rolled away your dad said there goes our family car
-yo mama so stupid , i saw her walking down the street screaming at an envelope and asked what she was doing she said sending a voice mail
-yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
2006-09-21 12:49:44 · answer #1 · answered by shizzle my fizzle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your mama is so fat she carries a vcr as a beeper.
Your mama sooo fat, that when she tried to sport a Malcolm X jacket with just the "X" on it, helicopters kept trying to land on her.
Yo mama's teeth sooo yellow, whenever she smiles traffic slows down.
If ugliness were bricks, yo mama would have her own projects.
Yo mama is like a McDonalds, open 24 hours and over 23 billion
Yo Mama is so UGLY when she jumped in the bath, the water jumped out.
Yo momma so stupid she thought the TV guide was directions to get to the televison
Yo mama was so fat that when she was born, she gave
the hospital stretch marks
Yo mama's so fat when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains"
Yo mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone
Yo mamma so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery!
you like those that is all I know!!
2006-09-21 19:54:29 · answer #2 · answered by babystuff6262005 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma dont know who Yo Daddy is.
2006-09-21 20:20:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your Mamma says to tell you to stop asking for those stupid Yo Mamma Jokes.
And for you to quit telling them, too.
Says that telling them, makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-09-21 19:58:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma iz so hard up she slept wit yo dad
2006-09-21 19:54:03 · answer #5 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2006-09-21 19:47:12 · answer #6 · answered by Larry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mommas so ugly...she slams her face into dough to make monster cookies for Halloween.
2006-09-21 19:54:27 · answer #7 · answered by neon49 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama has so much hair under her arms that it looks like she got Alfalfa in a head lock.
2006-09-21 20:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mommas so stupid when she went to the m&m factory she threw away all the Ws
yo mommas so fat when she was wearing yellow and jumoed out of a plane someone exclaimed "THE SUN IS FALLIN!"
2006-09-22 01:30:20 · answer #9 · answered by foolio 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma
That was a good one, right?
2006-09-21 19:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋