If you were alive when Jesus was and he started showing sexual interest in you, would you let him have his way with you?
2006-09-21 12:32:02 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm friggin cracking up over these answers. lol
2006-09-21 12:46:28 · update #1
That really got their panties in a bunch. LOL
2006-09-21 12:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by Kithy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well, it would depend upon what other miracles he had in store for me. I don't think Jesus' contemporaries were aware that he was who his followers now believe him to be. the book wasn't out yet. so jesus would be sort of like one of those travelling ministers, or troubadour. he was pretty nifty -- rather bohemian, so the answer is, probably. he'd have to buy me dinner first, and none of these loaves & fishes gigs, either -- nosireebob -- the real deal.
2006-09-21 12:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by amuse4you 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
mind how u talk about god first of all god is not going to do that god is a spirit it is he that made u guys and his is the way u thank him u dont have any respect to god god wake u up his morning which he didnt have to u people should be praying to god and thanking him dont u ever mess your self like that with god agin
2006-09-21 12:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Someone has finally managed to blow my mind with a question on Yahoo Answers! What a riot! You definitely think outside the box!!!!!!!!
2006-09-21 12:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by Margo 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well, I'm guessing it's a hypothetical question. But, at the age I'm at, I would have been married for 20 years and have 12 kids, so no, I wouldn't. That would be adultery, and I would be killed by stoning.
2006-09-21 12:35:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
He was quite the James Dean in his time wasn't he?....heh
I guess it depends on whether or not Peter and Paul would have stoned me in a jealous rage the moment they found out.
2006-09-21 12:36:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Well sure if he was a handyman. Then I could get some stuff fixed around the place.
Oh your Highnesses, I'm kidding!!!
2006-09-21 12:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by tarro 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
You are making some people nervous. You naughty boy
2006-09-21 12:38:42 · answer #8 · answered by lucrecia 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
No. Eww. I'm not a groupie.
2006-09-21 22:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by ATerribleIdea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shame on you. He is without sin; therefore, that type of behaviour would never occur.
God bless!
2006-09-21 12:47:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋