2006-09-21 11:42:42 · 23 answers · asked by droid 4 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
If you are black with a mohawk and a cool Van you might be able to kick his ***.....
2006-09-21 19:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Chuck Norris went toe to toe with Bruce Lee. Maybe in say another 30 years you might when Chuck is what like 90 years old.
2006-09-21 21:13:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
no you dont.
nobody stands a chance against the almighty Chuck Norris
2006-09-21 18:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Not against Chuck!
2006-09-21 18:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
since you haven't stated that you have any Martial Arts experience, I would say no. Not that he'd fight you anyway, because he'd prob'ly find it useless or purposeless to fight you.
What would you hope to gain in fighting him any way? Notariety if you just happened to win? ooohh wow so cool aren't we the baddest Mofo with the biggest nuts? (of course you realize that I'm being sarcastic).
If you had any Martial Arts training, I would say you've learned nothing in wanting to fight anyone.
I would say it's stupidity or thinking that you're a Billy Badass and trying to prove something in trying to fight, so If I were you I'd forget about it.
2006-09-21 19:06:58 · answer #5 · answered by quiksilver8676 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Chuck don't sleep. He wait.
2006-09-21 19:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Just watch out for his roundhouse kick, and you might have a smalllllll chance.
2006-09-21 18:50:27 · answer #7 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
a chance to what get your butt handed to you by some one older then you grandpa? yea there is a strong likely hood that will happen
2006-09-21 22:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by just duky 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You may have a chance to get your F****** head knocked off.
2006-09-21 21:48:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
no because chuck is the man!!
2006-09-21 18:44:43 · answer #10 · answered by Norma Jean Riley 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋