2006-09-21 11:36:50 · 26 answers · asked by Polo 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why do the England cricket team carry lighters?
Because they often lose their matches!
2006-09-21 12:10:14 · answer #1 · answered by julie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-09-23 22:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by sylvo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok OK here's the joke- Ready? Ok 2 blondes, no make it three blondes a Rabbi and a goat and they walk into a church- or was it a bar? anyway the three blonde said to the Rabbi, no- the Rabbi said to the goat or maybe the goat said to the three blondes- hell I can't remember but I'm sure it'll be the worst when I remember and tell it to you.
2006-09-21 12:38:51 · answer #3 · answered by waterboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What did the evil chicken lay?
A: Devilled eggs?
Q. No. Wrong answer. The Hilton sisters!
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Q: What happens to gays in the military?
A. They wind up interrogating prisoners!
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Poetry
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son!
2006-09-21 11:53:05 · answer #4 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
3 old ladies are sitting around a table talking about how bad their memory is. The first two ladies have accepted that their memory is bad but the third old lady brags that she has seen no signs that she is losing her mind, "knock on wood" ( she knocks on wood). Then she says wait let me see who is at the door.
Worst Joke Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-21 11:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by GirlieGirl85 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How can you tell Michael Jackson is having a party at his house?
All the big wheels in the drive way
2006-09-21 11:55:45 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 old jokes from childhood, one topical at the time:
What goes "zzub-zzub"?
A bee flying backwards!
How do you save a Biafran from drowning?
Throw in a Polo mint!
2006-09-21 12:06:47 · answer #7 · answered by Phil P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paddy & Murphy in Africa are walking by a river. Paddy goes on ahead and sees a crocodile with a man's head sticking out of it's mouth. ' Murphy!!!' shouts Paddy. ' I thought this country was supposed to be poor, have a look at this flash b*****d in his Lacoste sleeping bag!!'
2006-09-21 11:51:13 · answer #8 · answered by kev3753 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Oh, you've heard it before!
2006-09-21 12:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i warked at a cigarette factory but it was a drag
i warked at a candle factory but that only lasted a wick
so i went to wark at a mach factory and thay went on strick
2006-09-21 13:36:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋