A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."
2006-09-21 11:24:57 · 10 answers · asked by melinda 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*Opens mouth wide, cups with palm and bursts out on the floor laughing* SLUTTY WIFE MUCH?!? HAHHAHAHAHHA I LOVED IT!!! I've had like the hardest day ever and you just put a smile on my face!! Thnx!!
omg lol. im still laughing. I just wish I coulda seen her face when she heard that. (not thats it true)
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2006-09-21 11:33:15 · answer #1 · answered by x3babyshayy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has got to be the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Who would have thought the ending was going to be that way. Go figure..Sooooooooo funny..Have to remember this one...thanks
2006-09-21 18:30:24 · answer #2 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm too shock for words right now. that was so nice
2006-09-21 18:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by nina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of old joke.. but funny though..
2006-09-21 18:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really wish my halloween was that fun.
2006-09-21 18:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by haunted_angel85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahah that was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!
2006-09-21 19:35:34 · answer #6 · answered by dark_angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooohhh!!! that's what she gets! lol.
(but i won't tell her husband, don't worry)
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2006-09-21 18:29:10 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it . thank you.
2006-09-21 18:48:42 · answer #8 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the great laugh!!
2006-09-21 18:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mad funny
2006-09-21 18:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by Bruins Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋