this is a russian joke:
a little boy is sitting in class and the teacher asks him these questions:
1. how does your granny make pies
2 how does ur sister do her homework
3what do u do if you see a que outside a shop
4 what do u do if see a fight on the street
5 what do u do if a frnd is leaving?
6 what do u do if a frnd is drowning?
now the boy wasnt so smart so he went home to get the awnsers and heres what he got:
. how does your granny make pies- slap them in the oven and they are done
2 how does ur sister do her homework- neatly in a row
3what do u do if you see a que outside a shop- ask whos next
4 what do u do if see a fight on the street- call a policeman
5 what do u do if a frnd is leaving?wave goodbye
6 what do u do if a frnd is drowning?throw them a life bouy
the next day he went to school,fell over and hurt his head so the awnsers got jumbled up. this is what he said:
2006-09-21 11:03:54 · 9 answers · asked by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how does your granny make pies- neatly in a row
2 how does ur sister do her homework- slap tit in the oven and its done
3what do u do if you see a que outside a shop- call a policeman
4 what do u do if see a fight on the street- ask whos next
5 what do u do if a frnd is leaving?throw him a life bouy
6 what do u do if a frnd is drowning?wave bye bye
2006-09-21 11:06:01 · update #1
this is not a word for word translation but u shud get the gist of it
2006-09-21 11:06:44 · update #2
first of all my hair is lovely and 2nd that is the joke!!! y are ppl being stupid and bit4y?
2006-09-21 11:10:45 · update #3
thank u some one understands
2006-09-21 11:15:36 · update #4
I dont know what?!?!?
Look at these not as good as yours but...
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem? (Scott)
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She eats Wheat Thicks.
We're in her right now.
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2006-09-21 11:22:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have heard something very simular before but i have to admit that i dont find it very funny. We have to accept that humour is very different in various parts of the world and what is hilarious in one country doesn't even get a smile in another. Its just the way it is.
2006-09-21 11:37:30 · answer #2 · answered by haunted_angel85 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is pretty funny i got it.
I wish when people read a question that is over thier head they would just go to the next one instead of being rude.
good joke i liked it.
2006-09-21 12:29:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke
2006-09-21 12:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by 1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where is the rest of the joke?
It sounds like it is going to be funny.
2006-09-21 11:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ehh, ive read betta. Eek, and you ARE having a bad hair if your avatar doesn't lie.
lol sorry but its true.
2006-09-21 12:26:25 · answer #6 · answered by x3babyshayy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
its funny
2006-09-21 12:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by shizzle my fizzle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH PLEASE SCREW THE QUESTIONS -- GO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT HAIR OFYOURS. YUCK...
I can tell by your voting that you ARE having a bad hair day. tee hee
2006-09-21 11:07:21 · answer #8 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HA HA HA I GOT THAT!
2006-09-21 11:14:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋