Just kidding, Jesus is hella gay
You christians need to grow up, I stopped believing in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny when I was like 6 or 7. Jesus Christ, you're an embarrassment, you know that?
Ja Ja Ja Ja Jesus Unit
2006-09-21 09:21:26 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I stopped believing in the Tooth Fairy when I was 8. My dad told me that the Tooth Fairy is just a story and that he or mom put money under my pillow. I wasn't crushed and I wasn't disillusioned. I felt happy to know the truth. I felt like I was special, that I knew what was REALLY going on while my younger siblings were still being fed "the tale".
2006-09-21 09:23:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I'll bet that you wish that you were Jesus. To bad you can't save yourself! The problem is that you have to believe first. Once you start believing, people just like you will try to turn you away because thay can't believe anything past their own hands. There is a whole new diminsion of reality that you will never know. I would never go against Jesus because he has already forgiven you. He is just waiting for you to acknowledge this. By the way have you ever heard of Solomans Armor?
2006-09-21 09:33:12 · answer #2 · answered by chryslercraig 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn, I was looking forward to the Earth shattering revelations right here in the Internet. I was already to go get baptized just from the shear enthusiasm I felt. LOL
I don't know why we bother. Arguing on the Internet is kinda like being in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded. But it is fun.
2006-09-21 09:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The lack of understanding displayed by making use of Ray is so profound i'm at loss to even if to giggle or cry. heavily, how do you come across your way domicile on a daily basis? With mind means like yours, you should be the star rider on the quick bus.
2016-11-23 13:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ja Ja Ja Ja Jesus Unit
2006-09-21 09:23:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 5⤋
you will be punished for your mockery and blasphemous statement.john lennon once stated the beatles and he were more famous than JESUS. in 1966 he was shot 6 times. i hope you learn to pray and tell the LORD your sorry for your stupid statement.when you are on your last breath what will you do?
2006-09-21 09:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, it's okay to have your own belief system, or non belief system as the case may be. but don't make fun of other peoples.
i'm atheist, but i understand why some people need religion in their lives. show a little respect for your fellow man.
2006-09-21 09:24:08 · answer #7 · answered by ashley f 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Actually, you're an embarrassment to Y! Answers.
2006-09-21 09:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by rockdahouse85 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OH MY GOODNESS!!! Are you saying the Easter bunny and Santa Claus aren't real??? how will i go on??
2006-09-21 09:24:37 · answer #9 · answered by duh 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I should send you the short animations of Jesus & Muhummad getting it on. Only they're half-evolved monkeys with tiny... hands. Yeah. Hands.
2006-09-21 09:25:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋