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2006-09-21 09:12:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

COMING!????

2006-09-21 09:20:44 · update #1

Behold, I COME!

2006-09-21 09:21:05 · update #2

10 answers

Sounds like a porno.

2006-09-21 09:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by - 2 · 0 0

If find humor in the people who believe he'll come within THEIR time. I don't believe he'll ever come and 5,000 years from now we'll still be having Christians thinking the day will come.

Even funnier yet is the WICKED vengeful way that many Christians present this. There's a certain "wanting to see others suffer" way that many Christians approach this belief that he will come back. If I believed that there was a Jesus and that he was coming back. I'd wish him to be understanding and a teacher to help people learn, but I guess by Bible standards he's here to fk people up. sad really.

2006-09-21 09:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

It means that it's time for EVERYONE that is not SAVED, to get SAVED. If we want to be caught up with Him when He comes back we ALL need to live for Him and pray that OUR NAMES is in THE LAMB'S BOOK OF LIFE. For the ones that's not ready when He return and that's not save will die and go to HELL. I thank the LORD for saving my soul and I WILL be caught up to be with my LORD, when He return. Matthew 24:42, Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. Matthew 25:13, Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh. JESUS is COMING back SOON!!!!!

2006-09-21 09:40:58 · answer #3 · answered by LadyT 2 · 0 0

It simply means that Jesus is coming suddenly

2015-08-23 03:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by NanCA 2 · 0 0

Jesus is returning to the earth to claim all of this followers. Nobody knows when this will happen, but I really do hope it is not too much longer. I cannot stand some of the junk that is going on right now.

2006-09-21 09:25:11 · answer #5 · answered by ironchain15 6 · 0 1

It means that the prophecy about Israel becoming a nation again indicates there is little time left.

2006-09-21 09:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by Pearly Gator 3 · 0 0

He is coming back from Heaven to rule and reign!!!!!! I CANT WAIT!!! It will be His second coming I can not wait to see my savior!!!!

2006-09-21 09:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

let me think about it and i'll get back to ya.

2006-09-21 09:31:46 · answer #8 · answered by duh 2 · 0 0

It really doesn't mean anything.

2006-09-21 09:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by Pablito 5 · 0 2

IT MEANS CHRISTIANS HAVE BEEN SMOKING THAT FUNNY STUFF AGAIN..

2006-09-21 09:20:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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