for a paper i put out every month. Must be somewhat clean!!!
2006-09-21 09:08:33 · 11 answers · asked by MindinChaos 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what did the cheese say to the mouse
meet me in the trap it's goin down
2006-09-21 09:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheese Joke
2016-10-05 05:50:21 · answer #2 · answered by gajewski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheesy Jokes About Cheese
2016-12-28 07:05:42 · answer #3 · answered by louder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liver and Cheese. Joke
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stops
them. They show him their papers, but he thinks they are phony.
He tells them, "Okay, I have a test for you. I want you to use the
words liver and cheese in a sentence."
So, the first guy says, "I made a liver and cheese sandwich for
lunch."
The agent says, "That was good, you can go. What about you?" he asks the second guy.
He says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
2006-09-21 09:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a friend who wanted to open a factory making cheese. I asked him what type of cheese he was thinking of as all the popular ones were already being made. He thought about it for a while then decided to import cheese instead.
A week later I saw him again.
"How's the cheese importing coming along?" I asked
"Great." He says, "I'm importing them from Israel."
"What do you call them?" I asked.
Came the reply "Cheeses of Nazareth!"
2006-09-21 10:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two pirates walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they want to drink, and the first pirate replies; arrrrrrr G'me a whiskey
the second pirate looks up and says; cheese! the barman replies; sorry sir we dont serve cheese. The pirate says; NO!
say cheese ya dern fool there taken ar pictures!
2006-09-21 10:04:36 · answer #6 · answered by Pest 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Swiss is the holiest of the cheese
2006-09-21 09:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by Caus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when your life is full of the darkness.Please close your eyes and pray to God.Then,if u look the darkness stay around u.Hence,pay your electric bill......
wishing u a gud day! cheese! :)
2006-09-21 15:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by ryn 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay. Who cut the cheese? (Tee Hee Hee)!
2006-09-21 09:44:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cheesy joke?
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
nacho cheese. (not yo cheese)
you asked for it
♣
2006-09-21 09:11:39 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋