never shag a retarded dwarf
its not big and its not clever..
its only a joke. don't mean to offend.....
2006-09-21 08:54:48 · 13 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the dwarf is small so its not big and he's retarded so its not clever... doh..
2006-09-21 09:03:27 · update #1
That one really hit the spot! Best one-liner I've heard in ages! I'm going to a funeral this afternoon. I just hope I don't think of this one while the coffin disappears through the curtain. If I start to laugh, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!
2006-09-21 23:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love it! though slight offence as i am short
oh and vetteleo, the joke is meant to be that its not clever, coz the dwarf is retarded i.e. stupid, and being a dwarf, it is small
2006-09-21 15:59:35 · answer #2 · answered by Jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i took slight offence but only cos I'm a retarded dwarf who can't get a shag
2006-09-22 03:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meaningless Q.
2006-09-21 16:23:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
2006-09-21 15:59:38 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get this one a all Chris. Sorry. Do you make these jokes up?
2006-09-21 16:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand it. I'm sorry.
Have a nice evening.
2006-09-21 21:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep trying!!
2006-09-21 16:01:22 · answer #8 · answered by Dragon Empress 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a rhyme or limerick?
2006-09-21 15:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA...not....don't find that funny
2006-09-21 16:01:57 · answer #10 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋