2006-09-21 08:43:41 · 20 answers · asked by Coche 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uh the best, I'm not sure but here is a few i remember:
Yo Momma is so ugly that when she went to give birth the doctor said, "which end?"
and ( I like this one! Heard it on the show 'Yo Momma!')
Yo Momma is so ugly that when the producers of 'Pimp My Ride' saw her, they wanted to make a show called 'Pimp My Face'
2006-09-21 08:47:38 · answer #1 · answered by Tya 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo momma
2006-09-21 15:45:24 · answer #2 · answered by niles25_14 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
2006-09-21 15:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by missmonkey411 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma teeth so yellow
When she smiles cars slow down
She spits butter
2006-09-21 15:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yo Momma so fat her blood type is rocky road.
Yo mama so stupid she puts cheese by her computer to feed the mouse.
2006-09-21 15:47:41 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
YO MAMA so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
2006-09-21 15:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by Steve B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so dumb that she got locked in a supermarkt and starved to death
2006-09-21 17:37:16 · answer #7 · answered by Cheesy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The one when they say "Yo mama! Yo daddy! Yo baldheaded granny!" I used to hear that a lot, but not anymore.
2006-09-21 15:55:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma is so fat when she sits down in the tub, the water in the toilet overflows.
2006-09-21 15:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by melissa 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so dumb when she went to Disney World with the family and they were close it says DisneyWorld left.So she turned around and went back homeLOL
2006-09-21 15:57:29 · answer #10 · answered by Waz Up? 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋