An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a
curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact
words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man
and wife."
2006-09-21 08:36:03 · 32 answers · asked by X factor 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sid V feel free to throw up on yourself. You do look ill.
2006-09-21 08:44:11 · update #1
great joke
2006-09-21 08:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Out of 10? about 5.
2006-09-21 08:38:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
8
2006-09-21 08:38:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
on a scale of 1-10, a 3
2006-09-21 08:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by holden 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute, I chuckled 8
2006-09-21 08:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thks for sharing. 3
2006-09-21 18:31:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah I heard yet another version that went something like they have been interior the boat discussing approximately Peter strolling on water and considered one of them gets out and walks to the shore and shouts decrease back do no longer try it till you be responsive to the place the stumps are. hahaha cheers («?RfD?»)
2016-10-01 05:30:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from 1-10 ill say about a six.
2006-09-21 08:40:01 · answer #8 · answered by shayday 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have never heard this joke before but I will give it a 3. It isn't funny.
2006-09-21 08:40:44 · answer #9 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i rate it 6
2006-09-21 09:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardy har har
2006-09-21 09:56:13 · answer #11 · answered by erinlizzard 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋