when i worked in a Butchers shop a lady came in one day and asked me
Do you have a sheeps head ? and i said
no its the way i part my hair.....
i like short jokes. got any for me..
2006-09-21 08:35:11 · 15 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man goes into a butcher's shop ,The butcher points to some beef hanging from the rack and says"I bet you £10 that you can't touch that meat.""No thanks," replies the man."The steaks are too high."
2006-09-21 08:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This joke is very cute. But really not that funny. I like short jokes also but this one could have been a little more funny. Sorry
2006-09-21 15:50:30 · answer #2 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glidden the paint company came out with some new paints
there making them after hair color the first one off the line was
Blonde!!
Not very bright
but spreads real easy
2006-09-21 15:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I went into McDonald's the other day and said to the bloke behind the counter, "Have you go chicken nuggets"? He said, "No, it's just the way my trousers hang".
2006-09-22 06:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken lay an egg in the middle of the road?
'Cause if she dropped it, it would break.
2006-09-21 16:24:09 · answer #5 · answered by JubJub 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What is small, brown, hairy and smelly?
A. Anchovy Worrall Thompson
Hope you like it
2006-09-21 15:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by Twisty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diner: Have you got frogs legs?
Waiter: No, it's just the way I walk.
2006-09-21 15:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-22 03:57:00 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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2006-09-21 15:54:54 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, sorry
2006-09-21 16:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋