You are at the olympics and there is the most feared wrestler in the world from Russia against the young American. The coach for the american is talking to his wrestler before the match, Son I know you can beat this guy you have the courage and strength just what ever you don't let him get you into the pretzel hold, he answers, don't worry coach I got it. Moments after the match started the russian had him in the pretzel hold, coach slams his clipboard to the ground and slowly walks back to the locker room, when he hears the american ground going nuts, when he goes back to the arena the ref has the american hand up in victory, coach asks him how he did it, nobody has ever got out of that hold. He answered back, coach I knew I was in trouble when he got that hold on me but I looked up and saw these two hairy balls, I opened my mouth as far as I could, coach a man doesn't know his own strength until he bites his own balls.
2006-09-21 08:24:14 · 11 answers · asked by latinoheat131 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love it. its hilarious , i hav 2 remeber tht 1
2006-09-21 11:44:45 · answer #1 · answered by acdc_rocks92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Yours is my joke of the day, but i have a question too:
How come the ref didn't see when he bit the hairy balls? cos that calls for disqualification!
2006-09-21 15:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by Max 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What kind of balls? And what are they doing in the wrestling arena? Shouldn't they be at the circus? Don't kids play with them?
2006-09-21 15:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ewwwwwwwww ouch......I thought the American was a goner. But to my surprise he was not. Thank you for the laugh. You have a great day.
2006-09-21 15:33:51 · answer #4 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOl. I guess so!! LOL.
Thanks for the naughty laugh!
Have a good night.
2006-09-21 22:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad... I could definitly see it getting some laughs at a party.
2006-09-21 15:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by Damian 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loved it! Absolutley hilarius.
2006-09-21 15:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by Shadow Dreamer. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was kind of funny.
2006-09-21 15:43:49 · answer #8 · answered by shayday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2006-09-21 15:33:32 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the first real laugh of the day.
2006-09-21 15:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by Joy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋