there was a man from taiwana who learned how to play the piana his fingers slipped pulled down his zip and out popped a hairy banana
2006-09-21 07:52:16 · 26 answers · asked by SPONGEBOB 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You need a better joke book
2006-09-21 07:53:56 · answer #1 · answered by mise 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There was a young woman on Answers
who told jokes as bad as slow cancers
she posted on line
and thought it was fine
but it lacked the finesse of romancers!
2006-09-21 14:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not really.
When I was at school we had a lot of wasps in the class which we were given freedom to swat, usually with a book against the window (till one clown smashed it).
There was a young man one September
Who swatted a wasp with his member
He excaimed in surprise
As he clutched at his flies
"That feels like a burning hot ember."
2006-09-21 14:58:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nah
2006-09-21 16:06:38 · answer #4 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee
2006-09-21 14:54:53 · answer #5 · answered by *DB* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok talk to me like I'm 3 cause I don't get it.
2006-09-21 14:55:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad at all keep trying
2006-09-21 15:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hate to be rude but try another one!
2006-09-21 14:55:14 · answer #8 · answered by Shine on this star 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur riddles like zapping a zit, coz theyre both fulla sh*t
2006-09-21 14:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by gerryhattrick2020 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-09-24 18:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by daftarseuk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋