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2006-09-21 07:46:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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gets "mad-fer-it"??????

2006-09-22 03:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

He categorises his collection of condiments. Often he picks up a few tom sauces in the week but they often get mixed up with the sugar sachets. So on Fridays he gets the whole lot out and puts them in order.

2006-09-21 15:07:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He reads some Proust, listens to some Mozart, enjoys a glass of Bordeaux, and brushes up on his Swahili.

2006-09-21 15:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0 0

Takes his monobrow out for lunch, gets pissed and smacks a photographer. Pretty much the same as on Thursdays.

2006-09-21 14:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stares into the mirror wishing he was John Lennon

2006-09-21 15:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

he has a knitting lesson in the morning and in the afternoon he usually goes down to the local drop in centre to gloat

2006-09-22 04:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

Get drunk and Sat, Sun, Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs

2006-09-21 14:47:23 · answer #7 · answered by mise 4 · 0 0

he is having a 12 round boxing match with bez

2006-09-21 14:56:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Checks that Nicole has put him his Friday pants on.

2006-09-21 15:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

today is his birthday so tomorrow he will be nursing a hangover, eating greasy food & lying on his sofa
Not sure about next week though

2006-09-21 15:13:35 · answer #10 · answered by swoodleybird 3 · 0 0

Fish and chips, beer and family fortune reruns.

2006-09-21 14:48:43 · answer #11 · answered by abi_sweetgirl23 2 · 0 0

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