A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
2006-09-21 07:22:06 · 7 answers · asked by melinda 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's one heck of a story.....only problem, who would believe a guy would be that honest? and yet get away with it? well maybe that's the blinding power of "love"
2006-09-21 07:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by penelope83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Good
2006-09-21 14:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by irish_swede1962 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deception is as good or worse than a lie.
2006-09-21 14:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny the first time I heard it.
2006-09-21 14:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, funny!
2006-09-21 14:23:45 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, it's a goodie.
2006-09-21 22:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious!
2006-09-21 14:38:44 · answer #7 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋