I have been grinding my teeth since I was very young and my grandmother use to tell me that teeth grinding was caused by worms and usually associated with an itchy butt*hole which I had and still have. I grew up in the sticks so our idea of bathing was jumping in the pond, which would explain the worms. Now I am not sure if she made the itchy part up because she saw me scratching or if she was on to something. Also when I was 6 I use to bust grandma drinking 40's of Milwaukee’s best and then trying to hide it in her perfume collection so either those were some big bottles of perfume or they were 40’s with a Chanel label on it, so maybe her credibility is shot, I don’t know. Do I have worms or am I the victim of a partially wiped a*s. What are your thoughts?
2006-09-21 07:04:15 · 19 answers · asked by youngfinedudmomo 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Don't know but I've got a sister that could easily love you. Damn you for that! ; )
2006-09-21 07:06:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whew! This is tough one. I do know that worms don't crawl up your butt while swimming. I am also a teeth grinder and my butt don't itch. So I think that it all boils down to Granny drinkin too much Milwaulkees Best or u may have answered the question urself.-partilly wiped a*s
2006-09-21 07:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by P/T Doctor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope that you have moved on to bathing in a tub or shower and given up your weekly pond jumping.. I dont see what grinding teeth has to do with you butt problem.. I think Grandma was shi**ing you. go wash you butt and you will feel better.
2006-09-21 07:08:53 · answer #3 · answered by sea_sher 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My thoughts, man, you got a problem and your grandma has nothing to do with it.
Just bite a bullet for your teeth grinding and use baby wipes for your butt and you'll be fine.
2006-09-21 07:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by Dottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The itching? Nah, not worms. U must've been takin it up the asss really hard, which then caused your teeth to grind.
2006-09-21 07:13:06 · answer #5 · answered by dredine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Considering your formative years, I'd say you have pin worms! Go to a drug store and get a cure. Stop the madness.
2006-09-21 07:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you for real. This is awesome. Yes, you probably have a parasite. See a naturopath or Doctor of Chinese medicine. Send your poo to a lab through DHL. Good luck.
2006-09-21 07:29:23 · answer #7 · answered by soulsearcher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to invest in some heavy-duty Charmin and spend a little more time wiping!
2006-09-21 07:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Itchy butt, could be from Hemorrhoids and you know what to do for them!
2006-09-21 07:09:53 · answer #9 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your story is cute.....when you started trailing off about the 40's and junk...i got realllllllll bored..yawn! writing may not be for you.....
2006-09-21 07:09:46 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Haylow ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋