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Why did God spill all my powdered sugar?

2006-09-21 07:02:30 · 16 answers · asked by WONT 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You are the one that's in trouble..why do you think God just spills powdered sugar!!! Did you ever happen to think he spills brown sugar, too? You are insensitive and if this temporary lapse was not so sweet, I would hit the report button. From now on, I think you had better be more careful when you are discussing what God is doing to you, or for you.

2006-09-21 07:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You know, it could be divine intervention. Maybe god saw that if you didn't spill that sugar, you would have died of Cancer 30 years from now. So now, maybe you'll live 50 years longer as a result.

See, God's more clever than you'd expect.

2006-09-21 14:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by Tones 6 · 2 0

Blasphemy is not an excuse for the sugar YOU spilled.

2006-09-21 14:13:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Powdered Sugar is a sin, of course. Now you're definitely going to hell. Good Job.

2006-09-21 14:05:29 · answer #4 · answered by Lizzy 2 · 0 1

okay you have some multiple personality or grammar issues cause god did that to you cause he spilled your sugar, he did not do that to us cause he did not spill mine, now go give him hell and make him clean it up

2006-09-21 14:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that's a silly question. God doesn't do anything to us we as humans are suppose to have a brain to do and know right from wrong. We have the control to make the smart or right decision. Try to be accountable for your own actions.

2006-09-21 14:11:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because GOD LOVES YOU..
God is always mindful of you,and that's why He's preventing you from destruction.

2006-09-21 14:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is a joke right?
God will have the last laugh.

2006-09-21 14:11:58 · answer #8 · answered by Cal 5 · 0 0

YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT MOCK GOD AND IN THE END POWDERD SUGAR IS NOT GOING TO BE YOUR BIGGEST WORRY AND FEAR AND GOD IS NOT CLUMSY HUMANS ARE

2006-09-21 14:13:09 · answer #9 · answered by jkpoet2@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0 0

Lol hehe another imposter eh? Good one its funny :-P

2006-09-21 14:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 5 · 0 0

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