little red ridinghood was walking through the forest when she seen a little man on a stump with his head between his legs so she went up to him and asked are you goblin he said no ihave got a headache
2006-09-21 06:53:31 · 22 answers · asked by darren v 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not funny at all.
2006-09-21 06:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-09-21 06:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by cinderella 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a heat summer season's ? _____evening night a wolf ..... He today It were days simply by fact the wolf had eaten a meal.He watched her as she persisted to linger interior the sector in this heat sunny ? day (it replaced into night earlier) He replaced into purely interior attain whilst the little female rotated and screamed, "My, my what are you doing all the way out right here?" The wolf stated as sweetly as he could desire to muster, "i replaced into on the thank you to bypass to my grandmother's abode around the wooded area by the brook yet I''ve lost music of time." As she grabbed the basket and headed off, Little pink stated," it extremely is previous due, i could desire to get going." The wolf sprinted off and made a plan as he concept to himself, "i will bypass to the grandmother's abode, consume her, watch for the baby, and make her my dessert." The wolf quickly arrived on the abode, peaked interior the window, and observed the grandmother waiting on the table for Little pink. He knocked on the door. "Oh expensive, the place have you ever been? i replaced into aggravating you had gotten lost." the grandmother stated as she opened the door. earlier the grandmother could desire to set loose a valid, the wolf pounced and ate her up. After enjoying the meal, the wolf pranced over to the fabric cloth wardrobe, picked up a intense high quality gown and cap, and jumped into the grandmother's mattress. quickly after, Little pink knocked on the door. "are available in." the wolf stated. Little pink entered the small cottage and observed the wofl laying interior the mattress. "Grandma, why are you laying interior the mattress?" Little pink asked. "Oh, I purely have a small chilly." the wolf stated quietly. He further a cough on the tip. "Grandma, what great ears you have!" stated Little pink as she moved closer to the mattress. "all the extra constructive to hearken to you with." stated the wolf. " Grandma, "Grandma, what great you have!" stated Little pink as she moved closer to the mattress. "all the extra constructive to ." stated the wolf. The wolf jumped out of the mattress and chased the little female. Little pink screamed as loud as she could desire to and a lumberjack working interior sight heear. He ran down The wolf coughed up the grandmother, who replaced into shaken by the form. the worker headed off into the woods to eliminate the wolf so the wolf does no longer hardship all people ever back.
2016-10-17 09:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She said, are you a goblin and he says, No, I am just bored!
2006-09-21 07:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pure rubbish keep your day job
2006-09-21 07:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by ianforty3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SAY W H A T????????? I got a headache just reading your question>>>..........
2006-09-21 09:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I got that one.
2006-09-21 16:46:04 · answer #7 · answered by Randomgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:0 you said what now?
2006-09-21 07:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry to disappoint you but it really isn't that funny
2006-09-21 06:58:39 · answer #9 · answered by missree 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i like it
2006-09-24 11:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by daftarseuk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋