do you have a joke so stupid that it's funny? can u please tell me? mine is: there are 2 muffins baking in an oven, on muffin says, "Oh my god! It's hot in here!" the other muffin says, "Holy sh*t!! A talking muffin!!" ya I know its stupid, but it is funny.
2006-09-21 06:41:14 · 7 answers · asked by babyboo_17 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Better than your sense of spelling.
There was a tomato, an onion and a penis talking.
"You know," Opened the tomato, "Humans are terrible. They slice us for sandwiches, puree us, grill us, chop us for chillies and spread us on pizzas."
"Oh and what about us." Interrupted the onion. "We get sliced, chopped, fried casseroled and pickled."
"God, listen to you two moaning. You know what they do to us? They pull a plastic bag over our heads, stick us in a cave and make us do press-ups until we're sick!"
2006-09-21 07:38:57 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like dirty jokes that make me laugh! Here's one: This guy aproached a woman in the office and said, "I'll through a hundred dollars on the floor if you bend over and let me **** you in the time it takes you to get it." She calls her husband and he tell her that she can just pick it up real fast before he has a chance to unzip his pants but make it 200 dollars. So she tells the guy make it 200 dollars. The guy throughs the money on the floor. An hour later and she's still picking up the quarters as he's ******* her:)
2006-09-21 14:19:54 · answer #2 · answered by aluminum22rocker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God said to Moses 'Come Forth'...
Moses came fifth, and won a bag of nuts.
2006-09-21 13:52:30 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does bar of soap say to the other bar of soap?
lets make a clean get away
2006-09-21 13:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by badDoug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick and twisted sense of humor...
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
â£
2006-09-21 13:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my sence of humor like: eggs add with jam,i.e. "exame".
2006-09-21 14:59:18 · answer #6 · answered by lalu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wife tells her husband she wants to be with him forever,
so he super glues his pen*s to her pu**y.
He then says, "Now we will never be apart!"
2006-09-21 14:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋