Okay I have tried to "cure" her....she wouldn't accept the holy bone even in the missionary position..she wouldn't accept the holy double ended dong with our hot ministery receptionist...I have tried vibrating panties with no effect....she just sits there in an autistic state repeating "jesus will save us all"
Need new ideas/concepts/exorcistic ideas!
2006-09-21 06:39:36 · 6 answers · asked by Paul M 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
get some blueberry motion lotion, rub her down with it and get her really relaxed, then give her a bed bad with holy water...then after your all done and shes all relaxed, seduce her with the holy bone and when your all done....tell her it was just tap water...that will teach her.
2006-09-21 06:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need help, not ideas, Rent a porn and get some ideas from that.
2006-09-21 13:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
give her the holy nut shot in her eye...see if jesus blocks that one!!
2006-09-21 13:42:07 · answer #3 · answered by Shnitzel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the H**are you talking about?
2006-09-21 13:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by Beely R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you....YOU do need help!
2006-09-21 13:44:09 · answer #5 · answered by Caesar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will pray for you!!! Jesus is your Savior!!! PLEASE REPENT before it is too late!!! Judgement Day is upon us!!!!!!
2006-09-21 13:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by Father Martin Louis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋