Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One dat while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable. The director went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded ao rationally to a crisis by jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient. Your action displays sound mindedness. The bad new is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
2006-09-21 06:12:05 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it
2006-09-21 06:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by believeinlies2000 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heard it
is funny though
what about this one
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.
The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"
2006-09-21 06:33:31 · answer #2 · answered by LBB 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats quite a good 1
2006-09-23 23:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by sylvo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny a bit lame actually!
2006-09-21 06:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
who is edna
2006-09-21 09:46:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2006-09-21 06:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,... but Crystal C... funnier!!
2006-09-21 10:32:02 · answer #7 · answered by happy soul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cruel!! But made me laugh...
Jokes aren't supposed to make you think a lot... are they?
2006-09-21 06:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by Smurfette 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry it was too long I fell asleep before I finished it .
2006-09-21 06:15:06 · answer #9 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh so funny! Bravo!
2006-09-21 07:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by aluminum22rocker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it next week.
2006-09-21 06:54:18 · answer #11 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋