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a very limp cucumber....well, there go my plans for Saturday evening...may as well eat the damn thing now...got any recipes for limp cucumbers..."limp" is not an adjective I am used too...Help please.

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2006-09-21 05:50:53 · 9 answers · asked by -Tequila17 6 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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freeze it hard & either insulate it or rub hot peeppper. viagra tastes like vinegar!

2006-09-21 10:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by enord 5 · 1 0

If you don't get to buy a big, hard cucumber by Saturday, borrow one from the neighbors...not literally.

2006-09-21 12:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by Gypsy Catcher 3 · 1 0

chop cucumber to bits, so it fits nicely inside, suck it, and swallow it, chew it and enjoy.. ull enjoy the taste when its limp

2006-09-21 12:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by tariq k 4 · 1 0

it's still limp after you handled it? it must be a gay veggie.

2006-09-21 21:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by the greg 5 · 0 0

you need help go find you a real man

2006-09-21 12:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sprinkle Viagra on it......You go girl!

2006-09-21 13:04:05 · answer #6 · answered by Karen 6 · 1 0

go and get a fresh one !

2006-09-21 13:01:15 · answer #7 · answered by Jo Jo Gunn 6 · 1 0

Hit me up babe.

2006-09-21 13:05:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

what

2006-09-21 13:05:06 · answer #9 · answered by SKINNY BONES 3 · 0 0

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