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What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, blah, blah, YOU AND I, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
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Once upon a time, there was a man who came home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decided to teach him a lesson, so she dressed up like Satan and hid in the dark to scare him when he got home.
When he finally came stumbling across the lawn, his wife jumped out in front of him and howled like a demon. He just looked at her and slurred, "You don't scare me; I'm married to your sister!"
2006-09-21 05:47:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
#1
2006-09-21 05:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by gillett1219 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1
2006-09-21 12:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by Trina J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2006-09-21 12:56:01 · answer #3 · answered by Deep Purple 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blah, Blah, Blah
2006-09-21 12:53:59 · answer #4 · answered by Highbeam 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the first one
2006-09-21 21:25:39 · answer #5 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(1)
2006-09-21 13:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 all the way
2006-09-21 12:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by badDoug 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
with out a doubt number two. You don't scare me Im married to your sister. where did you ever get that one? I could have used that three years ago.
2006-09-21 12:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by Speedy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHa I like #2, #1 was too...ugh...well, typical dumb man, but in reality not all men are that Homer Simpson type.
2006-09-21 12:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by ladida 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like them both
2006-09-21 12:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by karrajp85 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋