Bob and Leroy worked together, and Leroy asked Bob.......why are you so happy every morning? Bob said, I make love to my wife EVERY MORNING! Leroy said , boy I wish I could get my wife to make love every morning. How do you get her to do that? Bob said, I wake up and say this little ryme to my wife: Blonde hair , blonde hair, eyes so blue, I love waking up and making love to you!
Leroy said WOW, I'm gonna try that with my wife.
Next morning Bob saw Leroy.he was beat up bad! Black eyes, cut lip......and Bob said, what happened to you?
Leroy answered that he tried Bob's system.....when he woke up next to his wife he said this ryme : nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat *** over, I'd do you like a dog!
2006-09-21 05:43:30 · 6 answers · asked by ecodave 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too funny!!!!
2006-09-21 05:48:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL dats funny
2006-09-21 13:07:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-09-21 12:57:21 · answer #3 · answered by Deep Purple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! That's pretty damn funny!
2006-09-21 13:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Now that's funny!
2006-09-21 12:49:44 · answer #5 · answered by R Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oohh!! That is sooooo wrong! LOL. LOL.
Funny, though! LOL.
2006-09-21 23:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋