2006-09-21 05:39:06 · 15 answers · asked by The Bald One from the Future 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Just go in the spinach field, you won't be the first!
2006-09-21 05:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
At times when you feel you have to piss like a race horse, but don't feel like taking the little run around the track, just run or skip to the nearest bathroom/restroom with some sense of urgency. When you get there, quickly unzip your pants/jeans/shorts and aim for the toilet/urinal from a good distance. As the pressure subsides, slowly walk closer to the toilet/urinal or you will get urine all over the floor. Start from a distance though or you may splash urine on your person. If anyone is in the restroom and screams, "hey, what are you doing?!?!" Just explain to them that you had to piss like a race horse.
2006-09-21 13:15:42 · answer #2 · answered by Micah D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Race like a piss horse.
2006-09-21 12:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by jarhed 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
walk up to yor mate who's lyin unconscious on the grass after getting totally pissed in the pubs and give him a nice warm shower....
2006-09-21 12:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by Andy FF1,2,CrTr,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Piss like a racehorse pissing like a human.
2006-09-21 12:43:06 · answer #5 · answered by Lillith 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be a good horsey and just piss your pants.
2006-09-21 12:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
piss on the nearest jocky and make him run around collecting it
2006-09-21 12:42:21 · answer #7 · answered by @ubreY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back yard? Easy points.
2006-09-21 12:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by jelly-bean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's evident you have nothing of use to contribute to this community....so just hold it until you burst. Have a wet day!
2006-09-21 12:47:46 · answer #9 · answered by WarWolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make the jockey earn his pay
2006-09-21 12:47:15 · answer #10 · answered by sunsetsrbest1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋