my friend keeps sending me really flirty txt rhymes and i would love some to send back
2006-09-21 05:25:01 · 8 answers · asked by extr3mely_crazy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love you i love you i love you almighty
i wish your pygamas were next to my nightie
dont be mistaken, dont be misled
i mean on the clothes line and not in the bed.
in life's book you are my favourite chapter.
if friends were like flowers i'd pick you.
from a nut to a raisin , how about a date.
we wont make love at the garden gate
love is blind but the neighbours aint.
if love were like a cabbage
divided into two
i give the leaves to everyone
and save the heart for you.
good luck. be good.
2006-09-21 07:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i climbed up the door i shut the stairs i said my pyjamas and put on my prayers i turned off the bed and jumped into the light the very first time you kissed me goodnight.
2006-09-21 14:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by SPONGEBOB 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's to the wings of love-
May they never moult a feather,
Till my big boots and your little shoes
Are under the bed together.
2006-09-21 12:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the fountains mingle with river,
the rivers with the ocean,
winds of heaven mixed forever
with sweet emotion
nothing in the world single....arghh..*finish the rest*...sry..hgday:)
2006-09-21 12:32:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs,
and what's between.
2006-09-21 12:37:26 · answer #5 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Baby you got class , now let me tap that *** .......
Hunny youre looking good , come over and ride my wood ,
2006-09-21 15:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
roses are red
violets are blue
your pu$$y's a little saggy
and so are your b00bs
i thought of that all on my own lol
2006-09-21 13:44:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get into bed
I want to f**k you
2006-09-21 12:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋