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Are Christians pouring in enough money to the Get Jesus Campaigns?

2006-09-21 05:16:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Better funding and a single image. Maybe we should start frying the Communion wafers.

Bless Mc Donalds

2006-09-21 05:20:21 · answer #1 · answered by Love Shepherd 6 · 0 0

Because jesus doesn't come with fries and a coke...

san_ann68, rent the movie Supersize me by Morgan Spurlock. He took a series of pictures (including Jesus and George Washington) and showed them to elementary school kids. Thay all recognized Ronald McDonald but not Jesus or G Washington

2006-09-21 05:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 0 0

The Ronald McDonalds house helps out far more people that Jesus does.

2006-09-21 05:39:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Perhaps they should dress Jesus in big shoes and a red wig. or have him endorse a fast food chain. He could go toe to toe with Ronald and the Burger King. Now that dude freaks me out.

2006-09-21 05:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, for starters, Jesus only fed 5,000. McDonalds has fed billions, and has several charities. While Jesus never had a charity, and in fact said "The poor you have always" and encouraged those around him to waste their money on him.

2006-09-21 05:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The two principal results of an inadequate education are:

1. Giving your life to Jesus
2. Giving your life to the Golden Arches.

The problem is that they muscle in on each other's territory. And you can't supersize the eucharist.

2006-09-21 05:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0 0

The world runs TV. Jesus does not need to be promoted like a cheap hamburger.

2006-09-21 05:18:45 · answer #7 · answered by Preacher 6 · 1 0

Ronald has a smiling face. When was the last time jesus smiled at a kid?

2006-09-21 05:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Maybe Mcdonalds needs to take over the Christian faith. Then they can sell hamburgers with illustrations from the Bible. Sell little cross shaped nuggets. We can cal him McJesus from now on.

2006-09-21 05:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by wilchy 4 · 0 0

Because kids of every religious background stuff their future obese faces with burgers and nuggets. Jesus dosent have his picture on billboards or commercials and can really only be seen in the church. If you dont go to church,you dont know who he is.

2006-09-21 05:22:36 · answer #10 · answered by libidinous 1 · 0 0

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