A woman takes advise from her mother on how to calm here insatiable husband
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Shortly after her wedding, the newlywed wife is complaining to her mother about her husband's insatiable sexual appetite.
"He wants to do it 15 times a day, anytime, anyplace, anywhere -- on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore!"
The mother advises her daughter to tell him that she has her period, which seems like a good idea.
So that evening, when the husband comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and his wife, when she stops him.
"I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month."
The husband gets up, looks at his wife, and says, "It's all good honey. I understand." He puts on a robe and walks away.
The wife is somewhat surprised at the mature reaction of her husband, until a few minutes later he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of champagne.
So she asks, "What's going on, dear?"
"We're celebrating!" he replies.
"Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks.
"Anal sex week!"
2006-09-21 04:45:23 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good!!! all she would have to say is she has the runns and he will want oral sex week!!!!
2006-09-21 04:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by kitty-kat85 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2006-09-21 12:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Now that is a real man! Hahahahahaha
2006-09-21 14:01:04 · answer #3 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww LMFAO tho....
2006-09-21 12:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by Jade S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LM AO That was funny!!!!! I need to share that with my buddies...Thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-21 11:49:14 · answer #5 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Partner loved it!! I found it slightly funny and slighty urgh!!
2006-09-21 11:57:53 · answer #6 · answered by Mary R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
PERFECT! i'm gonna e-mail this to my GF right away!
Muahahahaha!
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2006-09-21 11:49:40 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not exactly the BEST ONE EVER... don't raise so high expectatives, 'cause they'll never fit on the reader's imagination
2006-09-21 11:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by myself! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-09-21 11:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Can we say Nympho?
2006-09-21 11:48:36 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋